according to this mac and cheese box here, i’m a family of four.
My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.
Truer words have never been spoken. It always amazes me when someone asks, “How do you eat pussy?” I’m like, get down there with your tongue on the clit, start moving it around, and pay attention to her breathing and movements. She’ll let you know when you hit the right spots. Make a mental note of them and play with them one after the other (there are usually more than one). You have to pay attention to what’s going on.(via lezgirlsrock)
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
I need this
how the fuck are you supposed to cross that